Just what they didn’t want for Christmas!

I was out shopping the other day with a friend and we were looking at the Christmas stuff. Along with the typical Christmas lights, candy, and displays there was this:

I call him “Gansta Rappa Spuds Mackenzie”, and he sings and lights up. He has either a gold or silver plated “grill” in addition to his way cool pimp-dog metal. Woo. Just want I didn’t want for Christmas. I wonder how this one got past the suits and onto shelves.